Scary Movie 3.5 is chock full of lame joke after joke and one bad spoof after the next. The movie sucks, his performance sucks, and he seems to know it.

The rest of the film you can see the pain on his face. Sheen has the honor of being in the middle of one of the filmвЂ™s funnier moments involving a railroad tie, two bowling balls and statue of Jesus. TheyвЂ™re the only ones coming close to the kind of passable humor that made his older spoof movies enjoyable. It would seem Nielsen rewrote some of the scenes in which he appears. Spoof veterans Leslie Nielsen and Charlie Sheen, who couldвЂ™ve made much better choices in projects, do their best with what theyвЂ™ve got, but even they can only do so much. HeвЂ™s a sort of token black rapper character that pops up from time to time to muddle things up, dragging down both the comedy and cleverness of the movie several notches. I would love to explain Anthony AndersonsвЂ™s role to you except that he doesnвЂ™t really have one. SheвЂ™s let off the hook as her character dies early on, replaced by a corpse that becomes the source of way too many tired physical gags. Her co-star Regina Hall also returns as Brenda Meeks. The only thing she gets to work with is a confused deer-in-the-headlights look which gets really old within the first ten minutes. How exactly Anna Faris has been suckered into playing this limp role three times is beyond me. Anna Faris has been the leading lady for all three movies in the Scary Movie trilogy and for 3.5 she reprises her role as Cindy Campbell, the dimwitted piГ±ata who is targeted for most of the storyвЂ™s undercooked horror-gags.

The movieвЂ™s biggest flaw lies with its characters and the shameful cast members tapped to play them.

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